Well, as mentioned on a previous page, I'm very much into levitating and have spent tens of thousands of dollars on attending levitation retreats the world over. My personal best is 11cm but I can only maintain that for considerably less than a second.
I also spend a lot of time mildly disliking the family dog Charlie – an overpriced groodle.
Conan is an Irish name and it's pronounced Coe-nun. Emphasis on the first syllable.
Elphicke is an old Saxon name that pre-dates the Norman invasion, for what that's worth (i.e. nothing). It's pronounced Elfik, and I think it means 'little man', which is absurd because I'm an overweight six-footer. Elpick is not how to pronounce it; nor is Elficky. There are only a handful of Elphickes spelled that way in the world but the relevant authorities refuse to list us as Critically Endangered on the basis that we are not a separate species. I beg to differ, at least in my case.